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Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Charged You for the Shift Change (And the Shift Change Is Not a THC Old Fashioned)

Lou has examined the bar tab line by line and found a charge for "staff transition." This is not a cocktail ingredient. This was not requested. Lou has...

Herb & Lou's · Sep 06, 2026
Lou's Audit of the Modern Bar Tab (And Why Yours Is a Confession)

Lou itemizes the modern bar tab line by line and declares each charge a moral failing....

Lou Explains Why the Bar Tab Is a Moral Document (And Yours Is an Embarrassment)

Lou audits the modern bar tab line by line and declares every charge a personal insult,...

The Bellini Is the Only One with Bubbles, and Herb Will Not Apologize for Leading with It

Herb has reviewed the evidence, consulted nobody, and issued a final ruling: the THC peach bellini...

Jane's Case for the Pomegranate Cosmo (And Why Your Other Options Are a Cry for Help)

Jane has walked in holding a THC cosmopolitan and she has opinions about every other drink...

What 8mg of THC Feels Like (When You've Found Your Number)

What 8mg of THC Feels Like (When You've Found Your Number) There's a version of yourself...

I Was Wrong About Canned Cocktails: A Formal Admission

I Was Wrong About Canned Cocktails: A Formal Admission I want to be clear that I...

Damn Right It's an Old Fashioned: A Case for the Classics

Lou makes the case for the THC old fashioned, explains why the classic doesn't need your...

Zero Proof, Full Send: Hosting a Cocktail Night Without the Liquor

Jane's complete doctrine for a zero-proof cocktail night: the guest list, the seating politics, the four-course...

The 8mg Question: Why Herb Did the Math on Our Serving Size

How much THC for a night out? Herb the accountant reconciles the category's serving sizes, explains...

THC Cocktails, Explained (By People Who Argue About Them Professionally)

What THC cocktails are, how canned hemp-derived delta-9 drinks differ from edibles, zero-proof culture, hosting, and...

The Five Stages of Explaining the Mets Bullpen to Someone Who Didn't Ask

Lou walks you through all five stages of explaining the Mets bullpen to an innocent person...

Yankees vs. Mets: A 32-Year Argument, Settled Over One Drink Each

Herb and Lou have been arguing about baseball for 32 years. They are both right. They...

Herb Explains the Terpenes (He Did Not Discover Them, But He Is Not Ruling It Out)

Herb breaks down the exact terpene blend in Canned Laughter, linalool, beta-caryophyllene, and citronellol, and why...

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