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Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Charged You for the Shift Change (And the Shift Change Is Not a THC Old Fashioned)

Lou has examined the bar tab line by line and found a charge for "staff transition." This is not a cocktail ingredient. This was not requested. Lou has...

Herb & Lou's · Sep 06, 2026
Jane's Case for the Pomegranate Cosmo (And Why Your Other Options Are a Cry for Help)

Jane has walked in holding a THC cosmopolitan and she has opinions about every other drink...

I Was Wrong About Canned Cocktails: A Formal Admission

I Was Wrong About Canned Cocktails: A Formal Admission I want to be clear that I...

Damn Right It's an Old Fashioned: A Case for the Classics

Lou makes the case for the THC old fashioned, explains why the classic doesn't need your...

Zero Proof, Full Send: Hosting a Cocktail Night Without the Liquor

Jane's complete doctrine for a zero-proof cocktail night: the guest list, the seating politics, the four-course...

The 8mg Question: Why Herb Did the Math on Our Serving Size

How much THC for a night out? Herb the accountant reconciles the category's serving sizes, explains...

THC Cocktails, Explained (By People Who Argue About Them Professionally)

What THC cocktails are, how canned hemp-derived delta-9 drinks differ from edibles, zero-proof culture, hosting, and...

The Five Stages of Explaining the Mets Bullpen to Someone Who Didn't Ask

Lou walks you through all five stages of explaining the Mets bullpen to an innocent person...

Yankees vs. Mets: A 32-Year Argument, Settled Over One Drink Each

Herb and Lou have been arguing about baseball for 32 years. They are both right. They...

Herb Explains the Terpenes (He Did Not Discover Them, But He Is Not Ruling It Out)

Herb breaks down the exact terpene blend in Canned Laughter, linalool, beta-caryophyllene, and citronellol, and why...

The Espresso Martini That Does Not Know When to Quit (And Neither Does Mary)

Mary's first-person field report from the M Train at midnight: one can of her THC espresso...

The Lost Art of Just Sitting at a Bar and Talking

The Lost Art of Just Sitting at a Bar and Talking I grew up in Hell's...

How Nano-Emulsification Changes the Way THC Hits (And Why I Had to Know)

How Nano-Emulsification Changes the Way THC Hits (And Why I Had to Know) I'm going to...

What Makes a Cannabis Social Drink Actually Social

What Makes a Cannabis Social Drink Actually Social You know what's funny about cannabis social drinks?...

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