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Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Charged You for the Shift Change (And the Shift Change Is Not a THC Old Fashioned)

Lou has examined the bar tab line by line and found a charge for "staff transition." This is not a cocktail ingredient. This was not requested. Lou has...

Herb & Lou's · Sep 06, 2026
Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Knife

Lou has reviewed the bill, line by line, and he has questions. Specifically about the knife....

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Dog

Lou has reviewed the bar tab and found a line item nobody authorized. The dog was...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Glass

Lou audits the bar receipt line by line and declares war on the glassware upcharge, landing...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Ambiance (And the Ambiance Is a Candle and a Bad Decision)

Lou audits the itemized bar check and discovers he is paying for a taper candle, a...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Concept

Lou files his official audit of the modern cocktail bar's habit of charging premium prices for...

Lou's Official Notice That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Uniform

Lou has reviewed the bar bill, and it is not good. A single $22 THC cocktail...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Concept Car (And the Concept Car Is a Cocktail He Named After Himself)

Lou has opinions about bartenders who name THC cocktails and regular cocktails after themselves, and those...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Instagram

Lou has reviewed the receipt, and he has questions. Specifically, he has questions about why thc...

Lou's Official Testimony That You Are Paying for the Bartender's Concept (And the Concept Was Explained to Him by a Podcast He Half-Listened to on the Subway)

Lou files his formal grievance against the modern bar charging you for THC cocktails and "concepts"...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Education

Lou has studied the tab. He has questions. Specifically, he wants to know why you just...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Playlist

Lou has itemized the receipt, and there it is: eleven dollars for a Spotify algorithm that...

Lou's Official Complaint That the Bar Just Charged You for the Bartender's Break

Lou has looked at the tab. There is a line item for a bartender who was...

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