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Every Sip’s a Story

Meet the personalities behind the pour

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Herb

8 Ounces of Shine,
8 Milligrams of Fine, thats Herb
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Lou

8 Ounces of Tradition,
8 Milligrams of Suspicion, that's Lou
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Mary

8 Ounces of Fire,
8 Milligrams of Barbed Wire, thats Mary
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Jane

8 Ounces of Class,
8 Milligrams of Sass, that Jane
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Herb’s Peach Bellini

Holy hell, Herb’s Peach Bellini had me feeling like I was shot out of a cannon. One can and BAM party started. No waiting around, just straight-up good times. - John Edmonson

Herb Responded: “Damn straight. I don’t pour baby drinks. One can, and you’re off to the races. That’s how it’s done.”

Lou’s Old Fashioned

Lou’s Old Fashioned is no joke. Hits fast and hits hard. One can had me laughing like an idiot. - Erica Lopez

Lou Responded: “Hits fast, hits hard that’s the Lou guarantee. None of that slow crap. Thanks for noticing.”

Mary’s Espresso Martini

Mary’s Espresso Martini is like rocket fuel for your night out. One can and I was the last one standing at the bar. Fast buzz just the way I like it. - Dmitri Kristov

Mary Responded: "Rocket fuel’s my specialty. One can’s all you need I don’t do half measures. You’re welcome."

Jane’s Pomegranate Cosmo

Jane’s Cosmo was a party in a can. One sip and everyone was on cloud nine, cracking jokes, so fun, and exactly what I wanted. - John Edmonson

Jane’s Response: “Damn right it’s a party in a can. One sip and you’re lit I don’t waste time. Enjoy the ride.”


Frequently Asked Questions

  • Yeah, they’re legal federally legal hemp derived THC under the Farm Bill. Check your state’s laws just to be sure. We’re not your lawyer, pal.

  • Look, it’s pretty simple: high quality hemp derived THC and all the fancy flavors you’d find in a proper cocktail. None of that sugary fruit punch nonsense. Think Old Fashioned, Negroni, grown-up stuff. You get a consistent buzz with some serious cocktail vibes. Don’t overthink it.

  • One can and you’re talkin’ two cans and you’re laughin’ your ass off. That’s why we call it Canned Laughter. Capisce?

  • Give it a little time, okay? This ain’t a race. Emulsified THC absorbs faster than a gummy but slower than lighting up. Expect it to hit in 10-30 minutes. Be patient, hotshot.

  • You open it. You drink it. Maybe pour it over ice if you know anything. Just don’t pound ‘em like a frat boy.

  • Don’t do that.

  • Maybe. Buy some and I’ll tell ya then how about that?

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