Every Sip’s a Story
Meet the personalities behind the pour
Every Sip’s a Story
Meet the personalities behind the pour
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Yeah, they’re legal federally legal hemp derived THC under the Farm Bill. Check your state’s laws just to be sure. We’re not your lawyer, pal.
Look, it’s pretty simple: high quality hemp derived THC and all the fancy flavors you’d find in a proper cocktail. None of that sugary fruit punch nonsense. Think Old Fashioned, Negroni, grown-up stuff. You get a consistent buzz with some serious cocktail vibes. Don’t overthink it.
One can and you’re talkin’ two cans and you’re laughin’ your ass off. That’s why we call it Canned Laughter. Capisce?
Give it a little time, okay? This ain’t a race. Emulsified THC absorbs faster than a gummy but slower than lighting up. Expect it to hit in 10-30 minutes. Be patient, hotshot.
You open it. You drink it. Maybe pour it over ice if you know anything. Just don’t pound ‘em like a frat boy.
Don’t do that.
Maybe. Buy some and I’ll tell ya then how about that?