Herb & Lou's | 8mg THC Cocktails

Pull Up a Stool

Canned laughter for grown-ups. 8MG THC, No Alcohol, jokes that earned their R rating.

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Canned laughter. 8mg. You were probably not funny.

No Alcohol · 8MG THC Each

The Cans: Singles & 4-Packs

Four THC cocktails, four difficult personalities. Pick your poison. Figuratively.

Herb's

Very Manly Peach Bellini 8 Ounces of Shine, 8 Milligrams of Fine

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Lou's

Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned 8 Ounces of Tradition, 8 Milligrams of Suspicion

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Mary's

M Train Double Espresso Martini 8 Ounces of Fire, 8 Milligrams of Barbed Wire

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Jane's

Fancy Shmancy Pomegranate Cosmopolitan 8 Ounces of Class, 8 Milligrams of Sass

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

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Herb & Lou's four cans on a stool next to a microphone on a comedy stage

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One Herb, one Lou, one Mary, one Jane.

$16.99 · 4 Cans

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8MG THC Per Can · No Alcohol · Lab-Tested · 21+

Lou's buying. You cover the stamp.

One can. You pick. $4.90 ship.

21+ only · contains hemp-derived delta-9 THC · not for children · keep out of reach of children & pets
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