Canned laughter. 8mg. You were probably not funny.

Zero Proof · 8MG THC Each

The Cans — Singles & 4-Packs

Four THC cocktails, four difficult personalities. Pick your poison. Figuratively.

Herb's

Very Manly Peach Bellini

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Jane's

Fancy Shmancy Pomegranate Cosmopolitan

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Lou's

Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

Mary's

M Train Espresso Martini

from$4.99Single · 4-Pack · 8MGpick your size

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Try All Four — The Variety Pack

One 4-pack of each: Lou's Old Fashioned, Herb's Peach Bellini, Jane's Pom Cosmo, and Mary's Espresso Martini. Sixteen cans, save 10%, and nobody at the party has to share. They will anyway.

$61.16$67.96 · 16 Cans

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8MG THC Per Can · 0.0% Alcohol · Lab-Tested · 21+

Lou's buying. You cover the stamp.

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21+ only · contains hemp-derived delta-9 THC · not for children · keep out of reach of children & pets
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