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All Four · 16 Cans

The Variety Pack

One 4-pack of each of the four (Lou, Herb, Jane, Mary). Sixteen cans, four cocktails, one box, 10% off the lineup. Bring it to the party you were secretly dreading.

16 Cans4 Flavors8MG THC / CanSave 10%
$61.16 $67.96 / 16 cans
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What's in it

Real cocktail. Makes you funny.

Four real cocktails, no alcohol: Old Fashioned, Peach Bellini, Pomegranate Cosmopolitan, and Espresso Martini. Each can carries 8mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC blended with botanical terpenes.

THC + Botanical Terpenes. 8mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 per can, blended with natural terpenes so you get funny, not foggy. Zero alcohol, zero proof, lab-tested.
In the Box
Lou's Old Fashioned4 cans
Herb's Peach Bellini4 cans
Jane's Pom Cosmo4 cans
Mary's Espresso Martini4 cans
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5.0 / 5 · Based on 1 review
Jeff GiarraputoVerifiedJul 13, 2026

I actually love all four flavors. It's the effect that wins here, though. 8 milligrams in an 8 oz can is perfect for me. A perfect buzz on one drink. And the mini can size is so much better than a full can size. It's one of the most enjoyable drinks I've ever had!