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Lou's Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned 8mg THC 4-Pack
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Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned

Bitters, burnt orange, oak. For the man who has seen it all and is unimpressed by most of it.

8MG THC0% Alcohol15 CalBotanical Terpenes
$16.99 / 4-Pack
Lab-Tested · 8MG Delta-9 Per Can · Free Shipping Over $100 · Ships to Legal States
What's in it

Real Cocktail. Clean Buzz.

Filtered Water, Allulose, Cane Sugar, Glycerin, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Stevia Extract, MCT Oil, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC, Natural Terpenes.

THC + Botanical Terpenes. 8mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 per can, blended with natural terpenes for a clear, social lift. Zero alcohol, zero proof, lab-tested.
Nutrition Facts
Servings Per Container 2 · Serving Size 4.2 fl oz
Calories15
Total Fat 0g0%
Sodium 20mg1%
Total Carbohydrate 8g
Total Sugars 2g
Protein 0g
(2) 4mg THC Servings Per Container
The Deadpan Realist

“Damn right I am old fashioned. The drink, the man, all of it.”

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5.0 / 5 · Based on 2 reviews
Papa BMar 4, 2026

THC meets a classic drink?!?!? I was pleasantly surprised to find the it so easy to drink and the dose was right for me.

MathewMar 4, 2026

As a whiskey lover, I was somewhat skeptical of this initially, however it tasted great and hit just right. I would not say it tasted much like an old fashioned, but it was delicious.