Janes Fancy Shmancy Pomegranate Cosmopolitan 8mg THC 4-Pack
Hold Your Horses
We’re working on it these things don’t just appear outta thin air.
Size
8.4 fl oz cans—just enough to get the good times rollin’.
Packaging
Sold in 4-packs only. Because nobody drinks alone (at least not with us).
Style
It’s social. Pop a can, pass it around, and let the laughter happen. That’s the point, capisce?
Shipping
We ship where it’s legal, pal. If it’s not legal in your state, tough luck—don’t blame us. Orders go out fast like, real fast. Usually within a day or two. You’ll get a tracking number so you can stare at it all day if that’s your thing.
Returns
We don’t do returns on open cans this ain’t a bar with a buyback program. If your can shows up busted, email us. We’ll make it right. But don’t try any funny business, okay?
Ingredients:
Filtered Water, Pure Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Preservative), Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Sodium Citrate (Preservative), Glycerine, Sea Salt, Gum Acacia, MCT Oil, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC (Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC), Native Terpenes.
Darling, let’s not settle for basic. My Pomegranate Cosmo is tart, bright, and always dressed to impress. Pinkies up, yes, but fun is mandatory. This isn’t just a drink it’s an entrance. Sip, savor, and let them wonder where you get your sparkle.