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THC Cocktails · Four Cans · One Joke

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Real cocktails in a can, made with 8mg of hemp-derived THC and No Alcohol. Four flavors, four characters. 21+ only. Ships to legal states.

Herb, Mary, Jane and Lou cans
The Lineup

The Whole Cast, Canned

Best of ShowHerb's Very Manly Peach Bellini 8mg THC
Herb's
Very Manly Peach Bellini
(3)
Peach · sparkling · a little theatrical
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Silver · 82Lou's Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned 8mg THC
Lou's
Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned
(2)
Bitters · burnt orange · oak
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Silver · 85Mary's M Train Double Espresso Martini 8mg THC
Mary's
M Train Double Espresso Martini
(2)
Double espresso · cream · zero patience
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Double Gold · 91Jane's Fancy Shmancy Pomegranate Cosmopolitan 8mg THC
Jane's
Fancy Shmancy Pomegranate Cosmopolitan
(2)
Pomegranate · citrus · ice-cold
from$4.99pick your size
Herb & Lou's four cans, Jane, Lou, Herb and Mary, on a stool on a comedy stage
All Four
Try One of Each
(1)
One Herb, one Lou, one Mary, one Jane.
$16.99
Inside Every Can

THC, Reformulated. No Alcohol.

THC plus natural terpenes, in a real cocktail.

8MG
THC per can
No
Alcohol
+
Botanical terpenes
8.4OZ
Real-cocktail pour

Lou's buying. You cover the stamp.

One can. You pick. $4.90 ship.