Mary's M Train Espresso Martini 8mg THC 4-Pack
Size
8.4 fl oz cans—just enough to get the good times rollin’.
Packaging
Sold in 4-packs only. Because nobody drinks alone (at least not with us).
Style
It’s social. Pop a can, pass it around, and let the laughter happen. That’s the point, capisce?
Shipping
We ship where it’s legal, pal. If it’s not legal in your state, tough luck—don’t blame us. Orders go out fast like, real fast. Usually within a day or two. You’ll get a tracking number so you can stare at it all day if that’s your thing.
Returns
We don’t do returns on open cans this ain’t a bar with a buyback program. If your can shows up busted, email us. We’ll make it right. But don’t try any funny business, okay?
Ingredients:
Filtered Water, Pure Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Preservative), Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Sodium Citrate (Preservative), Glycerine, Sea Salt, Gum Acacia, MCT Oil, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC (Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC), Native Terpenes.
Meet Mary: 8 ounces of fire, 8 milligrams of barbed wire.
Mary’s your espresso martini with attitude rich, punchy flavor and a fast social lift for nights that need a little extra spark.
What to expect
- Flavor: espresso martini style, bold and smooth
- Effect vibe: lively, upbeat, social energy
- Onset: usually 10–30 minutes
- Strength: 8mg hemp-derived THC per can
First-time guide
- New to THC drinks? Start with 1/2 can and wait 30 minutes.
- Regular consumer? One full can is the standard serving.
- Don’t stack too quickly — let it land first.
The boring but important stuff
- 21+ only
- Do not mix with alcohol
- Do not drive or operate machinery
- Keep out of reach of children
- Check your state laws before ordering
Mary says: “I don’t do half measures. Sip smart and let the night catch up to you.”