Lou's Damn Right I'm Old Fashioned 8mg THC 4-Pack
Size
8.4 fl oz cans—just enough to get the good times rollin’.
Packaging
Sold in 4-packs only. Because nobody drinks alone (at least not with us).
Style
It’s social. Pop a can, pass it around, and let the laughter happen. That’s the point, capisce?
Shipping
We ship where it’s legal, pal. If it’s not legal in your state, tough luck—don’t blame us. Orders go out fast like, real fast. Usually within a day or two. You’ll get a tracking number so you can stare at it all day if that’s your thing.
Returns
We don’t do returns on open cans this ain’t a bar with a buyback program. If your can shows up busted, email us. We’ll make it right. But don’t try any funny business, okay?
Ingredients:
Filtered Water, Pure Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Preservative), Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Sodium Citrate (Preservative), Glycerine, Sea Salt, Gum Acacia, MCT Oil, Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC (Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC), Native Terpenes.
Meet Lou: 8 ounces of tradition, 8 milligrams of suspicion.
This is your no-nonsense old fashioned in a can — bold flavor, clean lift, and zero booze baggage. Smooth enough for a slow sip, strong enough to keep the room interesting.
What to expect
- Flavor: classic old fashioned profile, rich and grown-up
- Effect vibe: relaxed, chatty, dialed-in social buzz
- Onset: typically 10–30 minutes
- Strength: 8mg hemp-derived THC per can
First-time guide
- First time? Start with 1/2 can and wait 30 minutes.
- If you know your lane, one full can is your baseline.
- Don’t race it — Lou rewards patience.
The boring but important stuff
- 21+ only
- Do not mix with alcohol
- Do not drive or operate machinery
- Keep out of reach of children
- Check your state laws before ordering
Lou says: “Hits fast, hits clean. Sip like an adult and let the can do the talking.”