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The Blender Tee
Blender USE THIS ONE
Blender USE THIS ONE

The Blender Tee

$29.99

Herb checked the stitching. Twice

Color white
Size s
Printed to order just for you. Ships anywhere in the US.

From Herb: Someone put flowers in the blender. Frankly, I find it ridiculous and a little bit exquisite at the same time. A blender is for a proper frozen drink, and a vase is for flowers, and I will not apologize for knowing the difference.

Unisex tee with the blender line drawing printed on the front.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang dry.

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Printed to order just for you. Ships anywhere in the US.

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